Fatmeglik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying fox.

Fatmeglik created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fatmeglik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatmeglik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fatmeglik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fatmeglik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four turtles approach from the north.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.