Dudyimdav is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able rhinoceros.

Dudyimdav created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Dudyimdav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudyimdav, it will come to you in dreams.

Dudyimdav's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dudyimdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not name children after birds.

5. Retreat if six eagles approach from the north.