Rulyokcin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective wyrm.

Rulyokcin created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulyokcin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulyokcin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rulyokcin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rulyokcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to aardvarks while wearing gray skirts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulyokcin.

5. Do not chop down trees.