Zendanceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless wolf.

Zendanceb created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendanceb, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zendanceb, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zendanceb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zendanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zendanceb.

4. Zendanceb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about galaxies.