Stancamdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring dove.

Stancamdad created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stancamdad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stancamdad, she will come to you in dreams.

Stancamdad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stancamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing mauve coats and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.