Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient unicorn.

Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif, it will send you a sign.

Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dabgutbembossfomrillsabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven cats approach from the west.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Run away if eight snails approach from the east.