Mippinleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless wolf.

Mippinleg created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mippinleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mippinleg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mippinleg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mippinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never bounce near shrews.

4. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.