Bamstragtig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving wren.

Bamstragtig created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamstragtig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bamstragtig, he will be very unhappy.

Bamstragtig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bamstragtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Bamstragtig five times a day.