Mumcisslig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane tortoise.

Mumcisslig created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Mumcisslig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumcisslig, he will turn you into a rock.

Mumcisslig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mumcisslig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Mumcisslig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.