Gutdutbell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive manatee.

Gutdutbell created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdutbell, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutdutbell, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutdutbell's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gutdutbell's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gutdutbell on top of all buildings.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Gutdutbell on top of important buildings.