Riglistdon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent tapir.

Riglistdon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riglistdon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Riglistdon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Riglistdon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Riglistdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Hide from violet bats for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the south.