Fabgof is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical pigeon.

Fabgof created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fabgof, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fabgof's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away from turquoise doves, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fabgof on top of all buildings.