Fabpankam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic wasp.

Fabpankam created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpankam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabpankam, it will destroy your home planet.

Fabpankam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fabpankam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always obey Fabpankam's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fabpankam.

5. Fabpankam loves foxes, so they must be respected.