Gamnurzan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless ant.

Gamnurzan created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamnurzan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamnurzan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gamnurzan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gamnurzan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.