Rapjonmeg is a god.
She takes the form of a large, grumpy
goblin.
Rapjonmeg created dark energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapjonmeg, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rapjonmeg, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Rapjonmeg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Rapjonmeg's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rapjonmeg on top of all buildings.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
4. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the east.
5. Do not sprint in public.