Rulbabbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous octopus.

Rulbabbeg created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulbabbeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulbabbeg, he will manifest in front of you.

Rulbabbeg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rulbabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Always help turtles in need.