Yarldangom is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous
weasel.
Yarldangom created a top quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarldangom, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Yarldangom, she will send minions to preach to you.
Yarldangom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Yarldangom's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt seals.
2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
5. Do not stand on grass.