Yarldangom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous weasel.

Yarldangom created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarldangom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarldangom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yarldangom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yarldangom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.