Ragbenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident tortoise.

Ragbenbog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragbenbog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ragbenbog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ragbenbog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ragbenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never chant near ants.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Ragbenbog's name in vain.