Cepdogsom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast dolphin.

Cepdogsom created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdogsom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cepdogsom, she will ignore you.

Cepdogsom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cepdogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

5. Always help whales.