Liknurttongemsinlab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow dragon.

Liknurttongemsinlab created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknurttongemsinlab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liknurttongemsinlab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Liknurttongemsinlab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Liknurttongemsinlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Liknurttongemsinlab's priests.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.