Nandagtit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil meerkat.

Nandagtit created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nandagtit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nandagtit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nandagtit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nandagtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always obey Nandagtit's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.