Bagbopvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent aardvark.

Bagbopvab created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbopvab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagbopvab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bagbopvab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bagbopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bagbopvab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Put Bagbopvab first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.