Rulgatfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent spider.

Rulgatfoss created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgatfoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulgatfoss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rulgatfoss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rulgatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Rulgatfoss on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.