Cibbutgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing sheep.

Cibbutgat created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibbutgat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibbutgat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cibbutgat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cibbutgat's Holy Commandments

1. Cibbutgat loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near swans while wearing red kilts and balancing nine silver spheres on your head.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to horses while wearing green tights.