Tailjip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind butterfly.

Tailjip created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailjip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tailjip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tailjip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tailjip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tailjip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.