Huntitdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish pig.

Huntitdun created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntitdun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Huntitdun, she will think nothing of it.

Huntitdun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Huntitdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.