Stragdadbug is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring monkey.

Stragdadbug created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragdadbug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragdadbug, it will come to you in dreams.

Stragdadbug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stragdadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine horses approach from the north.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear purple boots.