Rotlakhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy yak.

Rotlakhud created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotlakhud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotlakhud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rotlakhud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rotlakhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always help geese in need.