Gubvenhog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable wolf.

Gubvenhog created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvenhog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubvenhog, she will turn you into a goat.

Gubvenhog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gubvenhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.