Lengepman is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lengepman created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Lengepman, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lengepman, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lengepman's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lengepman's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Lengepman on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.