Bedgonpark is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, emotional cobra.

Bedgonpark created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedgonpark, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedgonpark, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bedgonpark's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bedgonpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to music.