Himnulstancanlib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong bee.

Himnulstancanlib created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnulstancanlib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himnulstancanlib, he will have a low opinion of you.

Himnulstancanlib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Himnulstancanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your head.