Kopzoggut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, cheerful mouse.

Kopzoggut created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kopzoggut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kopzoggut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kopzoggut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kopzoggut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear pink.

3. You must pray to Kopzoggut six times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Kopzoggut.