Cidjonfot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless wyrm.

Cidjonfot created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjonfot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidjonfot, he will not invite you to parties.

Cidjonfot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cidjonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cidjonfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never eat bark.