Rutquagnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient beaver.

Rutquagnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutquagnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutquagnar, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rutquagnar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rutquagnar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rutquagnar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.