Jarndaddab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, idiotic hamster.

Jarndaddab created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarndaddab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jarndaddab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jarndaddab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jarndaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.