Zenmabnul is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless crane.

Zenmabnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenmabnul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zenmabnul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zenmabnul's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zenmabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink alcohol.