Fodflamciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate newt.

Fodflamciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodflamciss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodflamciss, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fodflamciss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fodflamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.