Farndutflis is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Farndutflis created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Farndutflis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farndutflis, it will destroy your favourite star.

Farndutflis' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Farndutflis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never run near hamsters.

5. Never talk about doves.