Vighotsig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm mouse.

Vighotsig created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vighotsig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vighotsig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vighotsig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vighotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.