Cutjabmob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving spider.

Cutjabmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutjabmob, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutjabmob, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cutjabmob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cutjabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutjabmob.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.