Veghogshav is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful shark.

Veghogshav created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghogshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veghogshav, she will turn you into a plant.

Veghogshav's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Veghogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Veghogshav loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.