Kikwaddoss is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying
mouse.
Kikwaddoss created a top quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Kikwaddoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Kikwaddoss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Kikwaddoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Kikwaddoss' Holy Commandments1. Never wear shirts.
2. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.
3. Always help sick shrews.
4. Never paint your arms black.
5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.