Leggessbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring frog.

Leggessbiss created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Leggessbiss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Leggessbiss, she will think nothing of it.

Leggessbiss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Leggessbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Leggessbiss.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about optics.