Lunhivol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest cow.

Lunhivol created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhivol, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunhivol, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lunhivol's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lunhivol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention cats.