Cutgilcemdidgadken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, happy zebra.

Cutgilcemdidgadken created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgilcemdidgadken, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutgilcemdidgadken, he will cry a lot.

Cutgilcemdidgadken's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cutgilcemdidgadken's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.