Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent dingo.

Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bedbimvegyokvonhabxenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.