Yattkencet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, intelligent squirrel.

Yattkencet created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattkencet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattkencet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yattkencet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yattkencet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yattkencet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Yattkencet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear white hats.