Weehoncub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered crane.

Weehoncub created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Weehoncub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weehoncub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weehoncub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Weehoncub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never skip in the presence of doves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.