Yarppitnul is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak goat.

Yarppitnul created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarppitnul, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarppitnul, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yarppitnul's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yarppitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never leap near capybaras.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing purple skirts.

5. Do not make images of living things.