Binlibvag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced pig.

Binlibvag created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binlibvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binlibvag, he will turn you into a tree.

Binlibvag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Binlibvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Binlibvag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.